Category: Recipes

Fried Pig Fish in the Cloud of Madness

Ingredients IngredientsQuantityMouth of a pig dragon sealed in a jar1 pieceSelected moonlight piglet1 pieceRecipe for poisonous dillTo tasteRainbow oil (from a rainbow unicorn)A littleDry milk from the fantastic seaTo tasteExtract of laughter from a cheerful gnomeOptionalSpiraling sounds of cosmic windPinch Preparation Preparing the Dragon’s MouthOpen the jar with the mouth of the pig dragon and let it breathe fresh air. This activates its crazy properties. Making the Cocktail of WondersSteep the selected moonlight piglet in a bowl with drops of goblin tears. After boiling, add the recipe for poisonous dill. Frying the FishHeat the rainbow oil in a magical skillet. Add the pig fish and fry until golden-labrador color. Gnome’s LaughterCarefully add the extract of laughter from the cheerful gnome for a heavenly touch.… Read the rest “Fried Pig Fish in the Cloud of Madness”

Bagal. Also known as Marinated in Batter Schrödinger’s Cat

By Ilya The Chef, Visionary of Gastronomic Realms and Weaver of Culinary SpellsServes 3–5 (depending on the observer’s appetite and the cat’s disposition)Preparation Time 45 minutes (plus an eternity of marination in parallel worlds) Ingredients 1 Schrödinger’s Cat (caught in a fleeting moment of superposition — tender yet elusive) 2 cups of Celestial Marinade (brewed from the tears of a comet and the laughter of a nebula) 1 orb of Wyrm’s Saffron (harvested from the scales of a dreaming dragon, for a fiery glow) 3 tablespoons of Shadow Flour (milled from grains grown in the absence of light) 1 cup of Whispering Ale (fermented by wind spirits, fizzy with secrets) 2 petals of Mirror Lotus (plucked from a lake that reflects alternate fates, finely chopped) 1 shard of Ilya’s Mind Essence (a crystalline distillate of his boundless creativity — use sparingly) A dash of Flux Pepper (ground from peppers that ripen in multiple timelines at once) 1 thread of Aether Oil (extracted from the breath of a cloud serpent, for frying) A sprinkle of Echo Dust (remnants of forgotten songs, to crisp the batter) Equipment A Prism skillet (crafted from refracted light, perfect for frying the improbable) A Chalice of Contemplation (to hold the marinade and ponder its mysteries) A Spoon of Infinite Twirl (enchanted by Ilya The Chef to stir chaos into order) Instructions Capture the Cat’s EssenceGently coax the Schrödinger’s Cat into the Chalice of Contemplation.… Read the rest “Bagal. Also known as Marinated in Batter Schrödinger’s Cat”